Zerts are what I call desserts.

Tray trays or entrees.

I call sandwiches, sammies, sandusels, or Adam Sandler's.

Air conditioners are cool blasters with a Z.

I don't know where that came from.

I call cakes, big old cookies.

I call noodles, long-ass rice.

Fried chicken is fry-fry-fry chick-chic.

Chicken palm is chickie-chipal palm bar.

Chicken catchatory? Chicken catch. fry chicky chicky chick and pork is chicky chiky palm brum chicken catch a tory chicky catch i call eggs prebirds or

future birds root beer is super water tortillas are bean blankies and i call forks food rakes

tbtm every single item on that list appeared in my fever dream last night where I actually get to eat the foods I'd like to eat instead of all of this low carbary that I've been involved in.

But that's all right.

We're here.

We're about to have some real fun on this Friday afternoon edition of TBTL. It's the show that's probably too beautiful to live.

I'm learning.

This episode, 139 in a collector series. Oh, yeah. I'm weighing in a... This is good. I'm weighing it 189 pounds, so there's that.

And there's also this. We've got a fun-filled

show ready to go for you.

Hi, this is Luke's mom, Susie, coming tonight on TBTL.

Let's say that your husband of many years had a surgery, and when he came out of the surgery,

it turns out something had gone wrong, and it left him in such a state

...