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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

Episode #1038: It's A TBTL Sausage Fest With Andy Haynes!

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.82.4K Ratings

🗓️ 15 March 2012

⏱️ 50 minutes

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This episode was missing from the TBTL archive, so the original title and description are missing. It was uploaded on April 30, 2025. 

 

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0:00.0

I love to make people laugh and I've been doing it since, you know, school.

0:06.0

People ask me, were you, you know, you must have been the class clown,

0:12.0

and I say, no, I wasn't, but I sat beside the class clown and I studied him

0:20.0

and saw how he made people laugh.

0:23.4

And so I picked some things up, and, you know, and at parties and family functions, I have to

0:29.2

say, I love, you know, breaking people up.

0:32.5

So there's a thing that I think I got an entertaining bug from my grandfather, Chaim Perlgut,

0:41.7

who was very, very big in the Yiddish theater back in New York.

0:47.0

He was in the very, the sardonically irreverent, Dibbik-Schmibek.

0:53.3

I said more ham.

0:55.6

TBTL.

1:01.8

Hey there, folks.

1:03.1

Welcome to a Thursday afternoon edition of TBTL.

1:06.7

This here, this is the show that just might be too beautiful to live.

1:09.8

As soon as we get the Kings worked out here, I'm sure it's going to be a great, great show.

1:14.3

My name's Luke Burbank. I'm the host, weighing in at 190 pounds.

1:19.0

Oh, yeah.

1:20.8

This is episode 138 in a collector's series.

1:25.0

Hi, this is Luke's mom, Susie, coming tonight on TBTL.

1:29.5

Is working out by yourself really the only way to get the proper results?

1:35.0

Really? I'm trying to, I'm just trying to get my fitness on, trying to build my beef castle.

1:40.3

We will ask that question. Also, we'll introduce a new segment called come on you douchebag

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