Episode 1031: Poo Poo Pee Pee Pubic Piper.

Matt & Mattingly's Ice Cream Social

Matt Donnelly, Paul Mattingly, Jacob Smith

Comedy, Society & Culture, Arts

4.9 • 629 Ratings

🗓️ 31 August 2023

⏱️ 94 minutes

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Summary

That time Pubic Lice saved the day! Christine and Brock in churn! Matt fills in for Mac, but "is he funny"? Jacob helps put on a circus for children. Paul is withing range for a new hip. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs. Nerd Trivia Scoopardy.

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0:00.0	I can't get this pig's tail back in his asshole.
0:04.3	This is the part of the show where we thank the ice cream truck drivers.
0:08.8	Thank you ice cream truck drivers.
0:11.3	Right now I'd like to thank Matt Daughery, Malia, Meredith Bichelli.
0:16.3	Yes.
0:16.9	I think so.
0:17.7	Paul's brother, Paula, and Sarah Boyle.
0:20.2	Thank you all.
0:20.6	Oh my gosh.
0:21.0	Thank you so much.
0:22.1	If you want to be an ice cream truck driver, just like these people, deliver that
0:25.1	fucking ice cream straight to people's fucking ear holes, hey scoops.com is not where you go.
0:30.7	Shit, I'm bad at this.
0:32.5	Preachingfund.com.
0:33.4	Try that one.
0:35.5	Preaching fun.com. That's where you should go to sign up to be an ice cream truck driver, and who knows?
0:40.8	The life you save may be your own.
0:43.7	Could be someone else's too, though, you know, if you think about it.
0:47.4	Vito.
0:48.2	Hey, Johnny.
0:49.3	Do you want to go to an ice cream social?
0:52.0	Yeah, I'd love to.
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