Episode 1032: Trophies Cause Cancer with Harrison Greenbaum.

Matt & Mattingly's Ice Cream Social

Matt Donnelly, Paul Mattingly, Jacob Smith

Comedy, Society & Culture, Arts

4.9 • 629 Ratings

🗓️ 4 September 2023

⏱️ 93 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

Harrison Greenbaum finally wrote the book he's been pretending to write for 9 years. It's called "You Are All Terrible" and it's more than meets the eye. Plus, we get into magic camp memories. Harrison helps Matt prepare his own lecture. Harrison got married in a strange way and a strange place. Scoopardy Jock Vs. Nberd Trivia.

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0	Oh, this so does this extra taste.
0:03.0	And this is the part of the show where we thank the ice cream truck drivers.
0:06.4	Thank you ice cream truck drivers.
0:07.8	Right now I'd like to thank Sacks guy Jimmy D. Scoop.
0:10.8	Scoop Kata.
0:11.7	Slurpy Cay, motherfucker.
0:12.6	Star Trooper 3,000 Scoop and the upside down under Scoot.
0:17.5	If you want to be ice cream truck drivers like these's it. Head over to preaching fun.com.
0:22.9	I was thinking too much about the website.
0:24.6	I forgot what the thing was called.
0:26.1	I was like, oh, I can't forget the website.
0:27.5	Oh, I almost marked up the name.
0:29.9	Preachingfund.com, that is where you go to sign up to be an ice cream truck driver.
0:33.3	Deliver that ice cream straight to people's fucking earholes.
0:35.7	And who knows? The life you save may be your own coerce.
0:44.4	Now here's a show.
0:46.0	Hey, Johnny.
0:47.1	Do you want to go to an ice cream social?
0:49.8	Yeah, I'd love to.
0:51.3	Great.
0:51.7	Let's go.
0:53.5	We got him. Acclaimed author in town. Great. Let's go. We got him.
	...

Please login to see the full transcript.

Previous episode | Next episode

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Matt Donnelly, Paul Mattingly, Jacob Smith, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of Matt Donnelly, Paul Mattingly, Jacob Smith and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.