Episode 1030: Newton's 3rd Law of Snakes.

Matt & Mattingly's Ice Cream Social

Matt Donnelly, Paul Mattingly, Jacob Smith

Comedy, Society & Culture, Arts

4.9 • 629 Ratings

🗓️ 28 August 2023

⏱️ 89 minutes

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Summary

Matt's kids discover a cursing loopole. Matt encounters an oddball Uber driver. Jacob tells us which Texas town to avoid forever. Paul discovers a rare Belushi gem. Scoop mail and Jock Vs. Nerd Trivia Scoopardy.

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0:00.0	This is the part of the show where we thank the ice cream truck drivers.
0:07.6	Thank you, ice cream truck drivers.
0:09.4	If you want to be an ice cream truck driver, preaching fun.com.
0:12.4	That is where you can go to sign up to be an ice cream truck driver, just like these fine folks.
0:17.0	That's the ice blue scoop.
0:18.6	I want to scoop baby.
0:19.7	Jake Schneider, Jeff Harris, Jonathan, and Lori Ells Roth.
0:25.0	Like I say, if you want to be an ice cream truck driver, head over to preaching fun.com.
0:29.9	That is where you can go to sign up to be an ice cream truck driver and get that fucking ice cream straight to people's fucking ear holes.
0:36.5	And who knows.
0:39.5	The life you save may be your own.
0:40.8	Jacob, language, buddy.
0:42.4	Oh, language. Sorry.
0:44.8	Fricking.
0:45.7	Thank you.
0:46.7	Fricking ear holes.
0:48.7	Hey, Johnny. Do you want to go
0:50.7	to an ice cream social?
0:52.5	Yeah, I'd love to.
0:53.9	Great. Let's go.
0:55.9	My children briefly decided that not saying the CK part was the equivalent of pulling up,
1:03.3	like doesn't count.
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