Episode #1010: Escape From The Basement!
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 6 February 2012
⏱️ 62 minutes
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Summary
TBTL moves back upstairs, to the cramped office that launched things oh those many years ago. Luke Jen & Sean mull over The Superbowl, teenagers with contagious tics, and whether having to pee helps you make good decisions.
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| 0:00.0 | These are my words mother from army the seal is from Marksman ship and the gorilla is for sand racing |
| 0:16.0 | We've got all kinds of awards and exciting things to talk about here on this Monday afternoon edition of TBTL |
| 0:21.7 | This right here is the show that just might be too beautiful to live. I hate saying it because it sounds trivial |
| 0:28.0 | But I have a very very successful show. I don't hate saying it at all. My name is Luke Burbank. I'm the host of the program |
| 0:36.4 | It's episode |
| 0:38.4 | 1010 that's right |
| 0:40.2 | One thousand and ten in a collector's series. Oh, yeah |
| 0:44.6 | I'm weighing in at one hundred and ninety three pounds yesterday was my cheat day on this slow |
| 0:50.5 | Carbing I've been doing my fruit day as it were and |
| 0:54.0 | Sean showed up in the middle of the Super Bowl watching party and I just looked like |
| 0:57.5 | I looked like Caligula. I looked like some kind of ancient |
| 1:01.4 | Roman |
| 1:02.5 | Like just hedonists surrounded by |
| 1:05.2 | Papa Murphy's pizzas and things wrapped in bacon and I mean boy. I really made up for last time. So we'll |
| 1:11.5 | Will see how that all turns out on the old weight tip over the course of this week |
| 1:17.1 | That being the case one ninety three not not so shabby. We got a great show for you today |
| 1:20.5 | Hi, this is Luke's mom Suzy coming tonight on TBTL |
| 1:24.3 | As you all know yesterday was the Super Bowl |
| 1:29.7 | That's not really the Super Bowl sound effect is it this was supposed to be the Super Bowl sound effect |
| 1:37.3 | And so we'll take you on a roundup of everything |
| 1:41.1 | The actual game what went on at halftime the commercials and I don't know if people know about this |
| 1:46.5 | But there was a secret will feral ad that only ran |
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