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Madigan's Pubcast

Episode 101: Killer Hot Dogs, Dolly’s Monster Roller Coaster, & The KGB Discovered In Texas

Madigan's Pubcast

Kathleen Madigan

Madigan, Comedy:stand-up, Standup, Society & Culture, Kathleen Madigan, Comedy, Stand-up

52.3K Ratings

🗓️ 16 August 2022

⏱️ 78 minutes

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Summary

Kathleen opens the show drinking an Afternoon Dillight Hard Pickle Seltzer from Crook & Marker, which she loves. 

“GOOD BAD FOOD”: In her quest for new and delicious not-so-nutritious junk food AND in continuing her search for the best Ranch, Kathleen samples Dot’s Homestyle Baked Cheese Curls, Good & Gather Organic Ranch Dressing, & Hostess Glazed Twinkie Bouncers

THE QUEEN’S COURT: In Queen news, Kathleen updates that Queen Dolly Parton is unveiling her new mega rollercoaster in her Dollywood theme park

UPDATES: Kathleen gives an update Jeff Bezos’ megayacht leaving its Dutch harbor, and the STL McCloskey’s pardon.

“HOLY SHIT THEY FOUND IT”: Kathleen is amazed to read about the discovery of the remains of twelve German Hessian Soldiers in New Jersey, and a mysterious metallic orb that fell from the sky has been located in Mexico. 

FRONT PAGE PUB NEWS: Kathleen shares articles on Nevada’s move to eliminate natural grass, Casper hires “professional sleepers,” two KGB agents disguised as regular “American’s” are found in Texas, Miami devises a new solution for their homeless population, a Brink’s armored trailer is robbed of over $100M in assets in California, Domino’s Pizza exits the Italian market, and Kathleen reviews the Top 5 Foods that could shorten your life.  

WHAT TO WATCH THIS WEEK: Kathleen recommends watching “The First Lady” on Showtime.

SEE KATHLEEN LIVE: See Kathleen live on her “Do You Have Any Ranch?” Tour. Tickets available at kathleenmadigan.com/tour 

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey, everybody, it's me, Kathleen Madigan. Welcome to Madigan's Pubcast. You grab

0:12.9

yourself a drink, pull up a bar stool, let's talk about what's been going on.

0:17.3

Termites. It's episode 101. No, that exciting. I'm going to post another video with the

0:32.5

hundreds birthday cake that I do with my mom and dad. There's been a hundred episodes

0:37.0

and they've listened to zero, which is absolutely fine. It's less pressure. I don't feel like

0:42.1

I'm being judged because they don't know what time it's on. My brother said, you should

0:49.3

have told him Sunday, I should have said Sunday to 1130 Eastern. Anyway, so many nice

0:58.0

comments, so many nice, so many termite things. Let's get to this. I got a delicious box from

1:04.0

Wisconsin. Anything from Wisconsin. It's from Christy. This is the Wisconsin. It's a

1:14.0

pint class. It says it was constant shot glass. That Wisconsin is the only place I've ever

1:19.2

been embarrassed. They brought me at the Fister Hotel one time, this giant buddy, Mary,

1:24.6

and the server lady was like a thousand years old and she brought me beer also and I go,

1:28.6

oh, I didn't order a beer just yet. She's like, it comes with it, just drink it. I was

1:34.0

still hung over. I thought, now I can't look like a pansy. I have to drink it so I down

1:41.2

the beer, too. Once you get through that first one, when you're hung over, smooth sailing.

1:45.6

She sent me a spotted cow, one of my favorite beers on earth, and you're not allowed to

1:49.3

really take it out of Wisconsin. There's a big thing it's you can't. Sometimes I didn't

1:53.4

say Christy, who, I just said a lady, ship me a spotted cow, which I'm going to save

1:59.1

for what? Fantasy football draft day. Yep. I'm going to save that. I'm drafting Tom

2:06.4

Brady. So I'm so, so cute. And he's got so many good people to throw, too. He's just

2:13.2

going to dominate. I bet $100 in Vegas, and he went to Super Bowl. Really? I was

2:18.2

40 to one. Exactly. Well, then she sent me dots, home, soft snacks, baked cheese curls.

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