Episode 100: Legal Noodling, An Evil Gold Watch & Selling Vegas’s Volcano

Madigan's Pubcast

Kathleen Madigan

Madigan, Comedy:stand-up, Standup, Society & Culture, Kathleen Madigan, Comedy, Stand-up

5 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 9 August 2022

⏱️ 81 minutes

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Summary

Kathleen opens the show drinking a White Claw Natural Lime seltzer, which she finds “awesomely refreshing.” She blows out the candles on her 100th Episode cake and reviews her weekend at The Mirage Casino, which is her favorite place to stay and gamble in Vegas. She pledges her love and loyalty to the Mirage staff, as well as the iconic volcano.

“GOOD BAD FOOD”: In her quest for new and delicious not-so-nutritious junk food AND in continuing her search for the best Ranch, Kathleen samples Toffee Crunch Oreo’s, Lesser Evil Himalayan Gold and “No Cheese Cheesiness” Popcorn, and STL’s Maull’s BBQ Sauce.

THE QUEEN’S COURT: Kathleen gives updates on the Queens: Queen Dolly Parton has received a “Friend of Education” award from the NEA,

UPDATES: Kathleen gives an update on Shakira’s tax issues.

“HOLY SHIT THEY FOUND IT”: Kathleen is amazed to read about the discovery of the Roman-era Luna coin, and a giant “Dwarf Crocodile” species is discovered in East Africa.

FRONT PAGE PUB NEWS: Kathleen shares articles on the sport of Noodling becoming legalized in Louisiana, Best Buy begins testing a new mini ‘digital-first’ store, Hitler’s gold watch sells at auction, the mystery of the Somerton Man is solved, a man is arrested in Australia over undeclared McDonald’s breakfast items in his luggage, a few US towns offer incentives for remote workers to relocate to their zip code, the Rio Grande dries up for the 1st time since 1983, a 105-mile long Saudi city is planned, and as a massive baseball fan Kathleen reviews FAQ’s on Minor League Baseball including approx. salaries of players per tier.

WHAT TO WATCH THIS WEEK: Kathleen recommends watching “The First Lady” on Showtime.

SEE KATHLEEN LIVE: See Kathleen live on her “Do You Have Any Ranch?” Tour. Tickets available at kathleenmadigan.com/tour

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Transcript

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0:00.0	Hey, everybody, it's me, Kathleen Madigan. Welcome to Madigan's Pubcast. You grab
0:12.9	yourself a drink, pull up a bar stool, and let's talk about what's been going on.
0:17.4	Turnmites! Maya, it's the 100th episode. Look, we have a cake. My mask coming over later.
0:31.4	She'll eat the whole thing. So it won't go to waste. I'm going to let those burn for a little bit.
0:36.2	Yeah. Because I'm a pyro. And turns out there's a little air conditioning going on up here to the
0:43.0	Flameser. And it looks like it's going to storm outside. I'm a little distracted by the window
0:47.1	behind battles because I can see lightning in the distance. I love it. Fire, lightning, fire.
0:53.5	Speaking of fire, if you guys go on my Instagram and or Twitter, you'll see the volcano video
1:03.8	from the Mirage, because I was at the Mirage, which was so fun. Sorry, I don't have COVID. I'm just joking.
1:13.4	I took videos because the volcano is not going to be there much longer. I can't say for sure how long
1:20.7	nobody seems to know. All we know is the hard rock bought it and they're going to take the volcano
1:25.8	out because that's where the giant guitar hotel is going to be. And it made me so sad. I do love it.
1:31.0	If you're a pyro and I know it's a waste of time and energy, but it's sort of the Bellagio
1:35.7	Fountains, but they're awesome. That's thunder. So you know, it's already there. I can't do
1:41.2	anything about that for everybody's like, I'm not in charge of that shit. Vegas is going to do
1:46.5	Vegas is what they're going to do. And I had a room that looks straight out of the volcano.
1:51.2	So when I was getting ready to go to work, I watched the whole thing.
1:54.5	Had my friend, Branson, come up. He watched it with me. And yeah, I think the Mirage,
2:01.4	nobody knows what's going to happen except we know it's turning into a hard rock. But I hope they
2:05.4	keep the hotel the one that's there there now. It's my favorite because it's a perfect size.
2:12.2	It's not too big. Some of them, I'm not going to name well, one time I remember being at the MGM.
2:17.0	And that was considered big back in the day. And it was bigger than the Mirage. Me and my mom,
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