Episode 100: Legal Noodling, An Evil Gold Watch & Selling Vegas’s Volcano

Madigan’s Pubcast

Kathleen Madigan

Stand-up, Comedy:stand-up, Comedy

4.9 • 2.7K Ratings

🗓️ 9 August 2022

⏱️ 81 minutes

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In this episode of the Pubcast, Kathleen opens the show drinking a White Claw Natural Lime seltzer, which she finds “awesomely refreshing.” She blows out the candles on her 100th Episode cake and reviews her weekend at The Mirage Casino... Plus! "Good Bad Food", The Queen's Court Updates, and more, "Holy Shit They Found It", Front Page Pub News, and What to Watch This Week!

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0:00.0	Hey, everybody, it's me, Kathleen Madigan. Welcome to Madigan's Pubcast. You grab
0:12.9	yourself a drink, pull up a bar stool, and let's talk about what's been going on.
0:17.4	Turnmites! Maya, it's the 100th episode. Look, we have a cake. My mask coming over later.
0:31.4	She'll eat the whole thing. So it won't go to waste. I'm going to let those burn for a little bit.
0:36.2	Yeah. Because I'm a pyro. And turns out there's a little air conditioning going on up here to the
0:43.0	Flameser. And it looks like it's going to storm outside. I'm a little distracted by the window
0:47.1	behind battles because I can see lightning in the distance. I love it. Fire, lightning, fire.
0:53.5	Speaking of fire, if you guys go on my Instagram and or Twitter, you'll see the volcano video
1:03.8	from the Mirage, because I was at the Mirage, which was so fun. Sorry, I don't have COVID. I'm just joking.
1:13.4	I took videos because the volcano is not going to be there much longer. I can't say for sure how long
1:20.7	nobody seems to know. All we know is the hard rock bought it and they're going to take the volcano
1:25.8	out because that's where the giant guitar hotel is going to be. And it made me so sad. I do love it.
1:31.0	If you're a pyro and I know it's a waste of time and energy, but it's sort of the Bellagio
1:35.7	Fountains, but they're awesome. That's thunder. So you know, it's already there. I can't do
1:41.2	anything about that for everybody's like, I'm not in charge of that shit. Vegas is going to do
1:46.5	Vegas is what they're going to do. And I had a room that looks straight out of the volcano.
1:51.2	So when I was getting ready to go to work, I watched the whole thing.
1:54.5	Had my friend, Branson, come up. He watched it with me. And yeah, I think the Mirage,
2:01.4	nobody knows what's going to happen except we know it's turning into a hard rock. But I hope they
2:05.4	keep the hotel the one that's there there now. It's my favorite because it's a perfect size.
2:12.2	It's not too big. Some of them, I'm not going to name well, one time I remember being at the MGM.
2:17.0	And that was considered big back in the day. And it was bigger than the Mirage. Me and my mom,
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