Hey, it's Fitsy, aka the Fits dog.

We're going to call him grapefruit.

It's Greg Fitsimans.

And it's Allison Rosen.

I don't have a cool nickname like that.

Yes, you do.

You're Barry.

I know.

But it's not like my stage name.

That's my Greg Fitsimans, within the context of Greg Fitsimans, that's my nickname.

I needed to go wide.

Did you never had any kind of a nickname?

Your parents didn't give you one.

God, I thought all parents that love their children gave them little cute nicknames.

Well, I mean, yeah, I think you just said it right there.

No.

Okay, so they call me Ali, which is a nickname.

But when people say, do you have any nicknames?

They want something like fun, like grapefruit.

So Ali, my dad calls me Ali Kona, which is Allison in Hawaiian, evidently.

That's about it.

For like a second there, when I was in a band, they called me the supervisor because

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