Episode 99: Confirming the Loch Ness Monster, Suing Skittles, & The Invention of Buffalo Wings

Madigan's Pubcast

Kathleen Madigan

Madigan, Comedy:stand-up, Standup, Society & Culture, Kathleen Madigan, Comedy, Stand-up

5 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 2 August 2022

⏱️ 90 minutes

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Summary

Kathleen opens the show drinking a Mich Ultra Citrus Seltzer, celebrating Episode 99 of the Pubcast talking about German pop singer Nena and her iconic song “99 Red Balloons.” She then moves on to share details of her fun night in Nashville watching her fellow Last Comic Standing alum Corey Holcomb perform.

“GOOD BAD FOOD”: In her quest for new and delicious not-so-nutritious junk food AND in continuing her search for the best Ranch, Kathleen samples Original Bitchin’ Sauce, Legal Sea Foods Malt Vinegar Aioli from Stonewall Kitchen, and Snyder’s Hot Buffalo Pretzels.

THE QUEEN’S COURT: Kathleen gives updates on the Queens: Queen Stevie Nicks has released her Fall 2022 Tour dates, and Queen Tanya is releasing her new documentary “The Return of Tanya Tucker.”

UPDATES: Kathleen gives updates on Zuckerberg’s distain of his unproductive workers & JetBlue finally buys Spirit Airlines.

“HOLY SHIT THEY FOUND IT”: Kathleen is amazed to read about the discovery of the massive 170-carat pink Lulo Rose diamond in Angola, Mormon founder Joseph Smith’s photo is discovered, and a 100,000 year old dinosaur fossil is discovered outside of a restaurant in China.

FRONT PAGE PUB NEWS: Kathleen shares articles on a 1,300 lb Norwegian walrus sinking harbor boats, KFC tests new chicken nuggets, a man loses $181M in Bitcoin in a dumpster, social media explodes when the Choco Taco is discontinued, the Loch Ness Monster’s existence is validated when a fossil is found in Morocco, a man sues Skittles, the record heat wave of 1934, and Teressa Belissimo’s invention of Buffalo Wings.

WHAT TO WATCH THIS WEEK: Kathleen recommends watching “The First Lady” on Showtime, and “The Most Hated Man on the Internet” on Netflix.

SEE KATHLEEN LIVE: See Kathleen live on her “Do You Have Any Ranch?” Tour. Tickets available at kathleenmadigan.com/tour

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0:00.0	Hey everybody, it's me, Kathleen Madigan. Welcome to Madigan's Pubcast. You grab
0:12.9	yourself a drink, pull up a bar stool, let's talk about what's been going on.
0:17.4	Thomas, fire up, fire up, episode 99, 99 Loft app balloons. Remember Nina? She's
0:36.9	the one who sang it, and then everybody said she died for me in pop rocks. That's
0:41.6	square to God, a German lady. 99 Loft app balloons. I don't know. She then she'd sing in
0:53.5	German. We all just watched them on MTV, we're like, that's awesome. And then balloons
0:57.5	were everywhere. She kind of reminded me of Chrissy Hine, if you mixed her and some other people.
1:03.7	I think it was Nina, and E and A, and then it was weird because she didn't seem German. That
1:09.8	name didn't seem German. Nina. Um, anyway, 99. So many things, termites, so many,
1:19.0	that Google, Nina, see, and then I had to see if she was alive because then the old rumor
1:24.5	that you could die for me in pop rocks. I'm serious, that's what went around. People said
1:29.4	she was dead. See if she's alive. I think she's alive. Loft balloons. 99 Loft app balloons.
1:40.6	Is she alive? This is episode 99, that's why we're celebrating with 99 Loft app balloons.
1:54.6	See? Don't you can't play that. We'll get sued. Stop it. Stop it.
1:59.7	Oh, let me sing the song for you about 99 Loft. She was a great song.
2:05.8	Is she alive? Oh, wait, you kill, you go with that. Where are you move just here?
2:14.2	Is it N-E-N-A? I know she's alive. She's sold 25 million records. She's sold 20 million,
2:20.7	probably 25 million, just of 99 Loft app balloons. I'll bet you. She's alive.
2:29.3	She is alive, right? Here, let me see. Did Nina eat pop rocks and die?
2:39.8	Pop rocks urban death. That Mikey's death was by, who was Mikey?
2:46.9	Well, that's what we heard in St. Louis and in the Ozarks. The other St. was little Mikey.
2:53.6	The guy who would eat anything I think from the commercials. Girl dies from eating pop rocks and soda.
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