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The Luke and Pete Show

Episode 1: Japanese Ghosts and a Surplus of Molasses

The Luke and Pete Show

Stak Production

Society & Culture, Comedian, Conversation, Luke Moore, Funny, Top Podcast, Interview, Comedy Interviews, Jokes, Comedians, Best Podcast, Pete Donaldson, Comedy, Personal Journals

4.91.8K Ratings

🗓️ 4 June 2017

⏱️ 55 minutes

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Summary

In the very first episode of Luke and Pete's Summer, our two eponymous heroes take a rip-roaring tour around Pete's favourite Japanese ghosts (including one that performs a horrendous act upon its victims), suggest the type of correspondence they want from you, the listener, and bring their ideas to the table for an all-new encyclopedia CD-Rom, including a frankly ridiculous incident that befell the poor people of Boston in the early 20th century.Say hello! [email protected]

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0:00.0

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0:11.0

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0:16.5

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0:19.9

Just imagine what your best Christmas ever would sound like.

0:23.5

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0:27.5

Yeah, I think I have. I should take the double check for the car wheel.

0:31.0

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0:35.0

Oh my word! Happy Christmas! Why do you know?

0:39.0

You have the best Christmas ever.

0:41.0

I got a hair...

0:42.0

This Christmas, it could be you. The National Lottery. Rules and procedures apply. Players must be

0:48.4

18 or over. Hello there. I'm Pete Donaldson. I'm joining Mr Luke Muir. Hello Luke.

1:01.6

Hello Luke. You're looking good Luke. Thank you very much. I'm feeling well. I've turned the heating down in the studio. It was very hot. I was worried that we're going to have to disrobe at some point, but we're not going to. Noted, accepted and encouraged. This is Luke and Pete's summer.

1:14.0

You'll probably know us from the football ramble.

1:16.0

There's no sugarcoting that.

1:18.0

There's no getting away from that.

1:19.0

Basically, this summer, it is the first summer we've had off for ages so we thought no we've paid for that studio

1:24.8

we'll be damned if we're not going to do something with it and on the show today we're

1:28.9

going to have a little bit of Sean tell we're going to be adding things to the

1:31.8

90s CD-ROM Encyclopedia Encarta and we're going to be adding things to the 90s CD-ROM Encyclopedia Encarta, and we're going to get

1:35.1

to the bottom of life's mysteries. For example, who buys perfumes on planes? Who puts that little

1:39.2

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