Episode 2: Never Go Into Your Stepdad's Study

The Luke and Pete Show

Stak Production

Society & Culture, Comedian, Conversation, Luke Moore, Funny, Top Podcast, Interview, Comedy Interviews, Jokes, Comedians, Best Podcast, Pete Donaldson, Comedy, Personal Journals

4.9 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 11 June 2017

⏱️ 66 minutes

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What happens when a bird flies into your house? Why is a man on the internet filming himself eating the oldest things he can find? What do you do when you use your step-dad's computer and discover something unspeakable? And how long can a chicken live without a head?Just four of the questions Luke and Pete attempt to answer in their own inimitable style for the sophomore episode of Luke and Pete's Summer. Strap yourselves in.Say hello! [email protected]

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0:00.0	Attention at all passengers. You can now book your train tickets on Uber and get 10% back in Uber credits to spend on your next train journey.
0:11.0	So no excuses not to visit your in-laws this Christmas.
0:16.5	Trains now on Uber. T's and C's apply check the Uber app.
0:19.9	Just imagine what your best Christmas ever would sound like.
0:23.5	Thank you for calling National Lottery and I can see you calling about a winner today, is that correct?
0:27.5	Yeah, I think I have. I should take the double check for the car wheel.
0:31.0	Yeah, I can confirm that you have won the top prize 1.2 million.
0:35.0	Oh my word! Happy Christmas! Why do you know?
0:39.0	You have the best Christmas ever.
0:41.0	I got a hair...
0:42.0	This Christmas, it could be you. The National Lottery. Rules and procedures apply. Players must be
0:48.4	18 or over. Welcome this is Luke and Pete's summer still not sure of that name but we're going with it.
1:04.2	Minus Pete Donaldson, I'm John, my Luke Ma on the other chair.
1:07.5	All right?
1:08.1	I called you Luke Ma there.
1:09.4	You get a Luke Ma.
1:10.2	As if you're Johnny Ma's brother.
1:11.6	I've got a chair and that's better than usual.
1:13.8	You actually had two chairs but you got rid of one and got a new one.
1:17.0	Yeah.
1:18.0	Such a diva. Into episode two now, the rider requests are going sky high.
1:22.0	Just watching Luke trying to fiddle with a rather, to be honest, a rather complicated
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