Luke and Pete's Summer: Coming 5th June!

The Luke and Pete Show

Stak Production

Conversation, Pete Donaldson, Best Podcast, Funny, Jokes, Comedy, Comedians, Comedy Interviews, Comedian, Luke Moore, Society & Culture, Interview, Personal Journals, Top Podcast

4.8 • 1.9K Ratings

🗓️ 1 June 2017

⏱️ 3 minutes

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Summary

Join Luke Moore and Pete Donaldson every Monday as they spend the summer pulling on the threads of the universe and revelling in the discovery of where each one takes them.From ancient history and modern phenomena to the week's events and everything in between, Luke and Pete's Summer is your chance to share in the fun of two men with time on their hands and a good idea of how to waste it.

The Luke and Pete Show is the sometimes ridiculous, always funny podcast with Luke Moore and Pete Donaldson: two men who have time on their hands and a good idea of how to waste it. Subscribe to get your comedy podcast fix every Monday and Thursday.

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0:00.0	May I have your attention please you can now book your train tickets on Uber and get
0:08.0	10% back in credits to spend on your next Uber ride so you don't have to walk home in the rain again.
0:16.5	Trains now on Uber. T's and C's apply. Check the Uber app.
0:21.3	I need toys. I need decorations. I need stockings. I need toys Decorations. I need stockings. I need sprouts. I need something for him. I need something for him to give to his mother. I've got a dragon eight foot tree into my lounge then build a trampoline and gift wrap it.
0:34.0	Elf duties are a full-time job, and this elf deserves a Christmassy coffee.
0:40.0	Our Black Forest Hot Chocolate is now at Costa.
0:43.2	That's Christmas, made a little better.
0:45.7	At Costa Coffee.
0:47.0	Welcome, this is Luke and Pete's Summer. Still not sure of that name, but we're going with it.
0:59.6	You may know us from the Football Amber Podcast, but we are branching out for one summer only.
1:05.0	Two men in a room trying to astound one another with stories about particularly aggressive roller
1:09.6	coasters.
1:10.6	The euthanasia coaster was a roller coaster designed in 2010 to kill its passengers.
1:16.0	And Japanese ghosts!
1:18.0	It comes out of the darkness on cold winter nights and just licks away any accumulated frost or dirt on the ceiling.
1:25.0	It's very specific, isn't it?
1:27.0	It is very specific.
1:28.0	We are inducting some epic world events into Menkarter 95.
1:32.0	A coin must then be stolen from a poor widow and placed it in the scrotum along with the
1:36.2	magical sign written on a piece of paper.
1:39.2	And we're giving you solutions to all your problems.
1:42.2	Think of us as your weird agri-uncles.
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