In the summer of 2017, Margaret and Philip Patterson found an old box in the attic of their home in Bloomington, Indiana.

The box contained a certain manuscript, which upon further inspection, was dated back to the summer of 2003,

and written by a then Indiana congressman and current vice president of the United

States, Mike Pence. What you are about to hear is a fully recorded adaptation of said

manuscript. Please note that what follows is not only an assault on the entire young adult

genre of dystopian fiction, but a disgrace to the very concept of words. None of the themes expressed in the book are shared by the publisher, which include, but are not limited to,

Twink Villages, BDSM Leather Police, gay bars at the core of the earth, evil Lisp, and Ruben

stuttered.

You have been warned, and please, don't sue us.

The year is 262 and everyone is gay. The oppressive gay agenda rules over what's left of North America.

The rest of the world submerged in water, not due to global warming, but because of other

stuff.

The remaining population turned homosexual through genetic modification of food, chem trails,

and realistic depictions of same-sex couples on premium cable.

A rebel band of heteroes is growing in the East,

and our young hero is about to learn the powerful straightness that grows inside him.

Welcome to the world of gay future.

Gay Future.

Gay Future.

Gay Future.

Gay Future.

Gay Future. Gay Future.igh Future Gay Future Gay Academy

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