Gay Future Trailer

Gay Future

Super Normal Media

Comedy, Arts, Performing Arts

4.8 • 835 Ratings

🗓️ 14 December 2018

⏱️ 2 minutes

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Summary

The trailer for the upcoming narrative homo-saga, Gay Future.

The year is 2062 and everyone is gay. A totalitarian government rules over what's left of North America to spread its insidious gay agenda. Humanity's only hope for a rebellion rests on the shoulders of a precocious teenage boy who harbors a dark secret:

He's straight.

A new podcast adaptation of a recently discovered, never released YA novel by Mike Pence.

Created by Connor Wright, Christina Friel, and Ben Lapidus.

Twitter: @gayfuturepod

Instagram: @gayfuturepod

Website: gayfuturepodcast.com

#gayfuturepod

Transcript

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0:00.0	The year is 2062 and everyone is gay.
0:05.0	The oppressive gay agenda rules over what's left of North America.
0:09.0	A rebel band of heteroes is growing in the east, and our young hero is about to learn the powerful straightness that grows inside him.
0:16.0	Hey, Mikey, right?
0:18.0	Mikey is right. I know you're heading off to lesbian school and I'm going to Gay Academy,
0:22.4	but I was thinking maybe you could sign my orphanage yearbook.
0:26.7	I'm going to give you some advice.
0:28.0	Gay Academy, it's pretty ruthless.
0:30.9	Just keep your head down.
0:32.4	Maybe you'll even find a husband along the way.
0:34.3	I love husbands.
0:35.6	They're great.
0:37.1	Top or bottom. These are the two houses of gay academy.
0:42.3	What if I'm sorted into top and then we can't hang out together?
0:45.3	Just think like a bottom. Maybe that'll help.
0:48.3	Something's not right with you, Mike it. I'm beginning to think you're straight. The prophecy is set in motion.
0:57.0	The lost son has been found.
1:00.0	The boy, he's more powerful than I imagine.
1:03.0	Dude, stop!
1:10.0	Bring me the boy alive.
1:11.6	Mikey, you're the lost son.
1:14.6	The prophecy is true.
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