Episode 073 - A Goal For Africa
The Offensive
2018/19 Season
4.8 • 739 Ratings
🗓️ 16 March 2020
⏱️ 27 minutes
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Summary
Football is at a standstill and in an effort to gain some positive online traction; Ashwood City have released a fundraising anthem during Sport Relief mistaking it for Red Nose Day. It's up to Jess Tate to handle the fallout from the controversial song.
Helena Doughty as Jess Tate
Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan
Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall
Acushla-Tara Kupe as Dr. Rachel Webber
Thomas Mitchells as Theo Clinton
Victoria Gibson as Alex Morrison
Additional voices
Lucinda Shaw
Joel Emery
Directed by:
Joel Emery & Adam Jarrell
Episode written by:
Joel Emery & Adam Jarrell
Edited by:
Joel Emery
Executive Producer:
Joel Emery
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| 0:25.1 | play now and the national lottery app |
| 0:27.4 | terms rules and procedures apply |
| 0:28.8 | players must be 18 or over |
| 0:29.9 | the Monday episodes of the offensive |
| 0:34.2 | will continue as usual |
| 0:35.9 | Europa League Thursday night episodes are suspended until further notice. |
| 0:40.2 | Warning. This podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable. |
| 0:46.4 | This is a work of fiction. Any similarities to persons living or deceased, |
| 0:50.4 | organisations, places or events is purely coincidental. This podcast is protected under copyright. |
| 0:56.5 | Listener discretion is advised. |
| 0:58.2 | This is The Offensive. |
| 1:00.9 | Well, it's not great, Kieran. |
| 1:03.0 | The results are back and you've tested positive. |
| 1:06.5 | Oh, fucking hell. |
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