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The Offensive

Episode 072 - The Boy Who Cried Wolfsburg

The Offensive

2018/19 Season

Parody, Alan Partridge, Fiction, Spoof, Satire, Mockumentary, Sports, Comedy Fiction, Comedy, Soccer, Football

4.8739 Ratings

🗓️ 12 March 2020

⏱️ 23 minutes

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Summary

Flying high off the back of a 1-0 win in Wolfsburg in the Europa League Round of 16; the Ashwood City players are taking measures to ensure they avoid being affected by the Coronavirus outbreak.


Esmonde Cole as Howard Jagger

Adam Jarrell as Kieran Broom

Acushla-Tara Kupe as Dr. Rachel Webber

Allon Sylvain as Eric van Smit


Directed by:

Joel Emery

Episode written by:

Joel Emery  

Edited by:

Joel Emery

Executive Producer:

Joel Emery


WARNING. This podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable.

This is a work of fiction. Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organisations, places or events is purely coincidental. All scenarios are from the author's imagination. This podcast is protected under copyright.

Listener discretion is advised.

The Offensive is property of Primley Limited.



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Transcript

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0:00.0

With Set for Life from the National Lottery, you could win on repeat.

0:06.0

Imagine £10,000 every month for 30 years.

0:10.8

You could shred the slopes in Baldurz's air.

0:13.8

Then chill on a Caribbean beach.

0:16.7

Then taste your way through Tokyo.

0:19.7

Then back home. To bolt off to set for life, play now and the

0:26.3

National Lottery app. Terms, rules and procedures apply. Players must be 18 or over.

0:32.1

Warning, this podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable.

0:38.6

This is a work of fiction.

0:39.9

Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organisations, places or events is purely coincidental.

0:46.2

This podcast is protected under copyright.

0:48.7

Listener discretion is advised.

0:50.4

This is The Offensive.

0:53.9

You don't think it's good enough.

0:55.8

You've just won away in Wolfsburg.

0:57.6

Yeah, I know, mate.

0:58.8

One-nil.

0:59.4

Should have been ten.

1:00.6

In what world, Callum, would Ashwood City go in and win ten-nil against Walsberg?

1:08.0

Or anybody?

1:08.8

I was there.

1:09.8

I was there. I was there.

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