Episode 065 - Rest For The Wicked
The Offensive
2018/19 Season
4.8 • 739 Ratings
🗓️ 10 February 2020
⏱️ 24 minutes
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Summary
Ashwood City are without a fixture and in an effort to fully embrace the Premier League winter break, the ownership have taken the team and staff to Florida for an extensive training camp to save their season. Patrick on the other hand is working on his own brand to save not just his season, but his reputation.
Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan
Helena Doughty as Jess Tate
Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall
Nalan Burgess as Natasha Harley
Additional voices
Vanessa Emery
Directed by:
Adam Jarrell
Episode written by:
Joel Emery
Edited by:
Joel Emery
Executive Producer:
Joel Emery
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| 0:00.0 | With Set for Life from the National Lottery, you could win on repeat. |
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| 0:25.9 | and the National Lottery app. Terms, rules and procedures apply. Players must be 18 or over. |
| 0:32.1 | Warning, this podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable. |
| 0:38.6 | This is a work of fiction. |
| 0:39.9 | Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organizations, places or events is purely coincidental. |
| 0:46.2 | This podcast is protected under copyright. |
| 0:48.7 | Listener discretion is advised. |
| 0:50.4 | This is The Offensive Party in the city where the heat is on all night on the beach till the break of dawn |
| 1:02.7 | Welcome to Miami |
| 1:04.7 | You're out pal |
| 1:05.5 | This is a WhatsApp voice note |
| 1:08.1 | Just so you know |
| 1:09.2 | I doubt you'll even know how to fucking listen to it, |
| 1:13.1 | but here goes, I am in Miami. Alright, touchdown safe and sound with all the boys. Everyone's in |
| 1:18.9 | great spirits. Apart from Weed Davy Hogg, he's not the best flyer in the world, are you, David? Davy, |
| 1:23.8 | are you going to be alright? Yeah. He'll be alright. Look, pal, I just wanted to let you know that I'm thinking of you. |
| 1:29.9 | I hope the fan situation hasn't got worse. |
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