Episode 064 - Bourne Ultimatum
The Offensive
2018/19 Season
4.8 • 739 Ratings
🗓️ 3 February 2020
⏱️ 26 minutes
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Summary
With the close of the transfer window, Ashwood City's attention returns to the Premier League and the visit of relegation rivals AFC Bournemouth. Patrick Nolan's attention, however, is focused on how to undo a personal faux pas.
Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan
Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall
Isi Adeola as Christian Akuffo
Additional Voices:
Joel Emery
Directed by:
Adam Jarrell
Episode written by:
Joel Emery
Edited by:
Adam Jarrell
Casting Director:
Kirsty Gillmore
Executive Producer:
Joel Emery
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| 0:00.0 | With Set for Life from the National Lottery, you could win on repeat. |
| 0:06.0 | Imagine £10,000 every month for 30 years. |
| 0:10.8 | You could shred the slopes in Baldurz's air. |
| 0:13.8 | Then chill on a Caribbean beach. |
| 0:16.7 | Then taste your way through Tokyo. |
| 0:19.7 | Then back home. To bolt off to set for life, play now |
| 0:25.9 | and the National Lottery app. Terms, rules and procedures apply. Players must be 18 or over. |
| 0:32.1 | Warning, this podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable. |
| 0:38.6 | This is a work of fiction. |
| 0:39.9 | Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organizations, places or events is purely |
| 0:45.0 | coincidental. |
| 0:46.2 | This podcast is protected under copyright. |
| 0:48.7 | Listener discretion is advised. |
| 0:50.4 | This is The Offensive. |
| 0:57.0 | I'm honoured to sign for Ashwood City. |
| 0:59.0 | To play in the Premier League is a real honour and to do it for such a big club. |
| 1:03.0 | It's so amazing and great and stuff. |
| 1:06.0 | How does it feel to be the record signing for the club? |
| 1:10.0 | It feels good. It feels great to be the record-breaking transfer fee for Ashwood City. |
| 1:15.3 | I think I can show them that I am what-it and show the fans that I have come here to win |
| 1:19.5 | games and win trophies. |
| 1:21.5 | Does the club's league position worry you? |
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