Episode 062 - An American Werewolf in Ashwood
The Offensive
2018/19 Season
4.8 • 739 Ratings
🗓️ 20 January 2020
⏱️ 23 minutes
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Summary
Struggling Ashwood City have travelled to Molineux to face Wolverhampton Wanderers. Joining the Ashwood City hierarchy is Anaheim Sports Group's latest addition, Operations Director; Dwight Hayes.
Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan
Helena Doughty as Jess Tate
Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall
Lance Fuller as Dwight Hayes
Victoria Gibson as Alex Morrison
Additional voices
Jonny Blain
Directed by:
Adam Jarrell
Episode written by:
Joel Emery
Edited by:
Joel Emery
Casting Director:
Kirsty Gillmore
Executive Producer:
Joel Emery
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| 0:32.1 | Warning, this podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable. |
| 0:38.6 | This is a work of fiction. |
| 0:39.9 | Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organisations, places or events is purely coincidental. |
| 0:46.2 | This podcast is protected under copyright. |
| 0:48.7 | Listener discretion is advised. |
| 0:50.4 | This is The Offensive. |
| 0:55.8 | Fort I met Mollineau, it was Wolves to Ashwood City, |
| 0:59.5 | Neil, yet more turmoil, they've got an under pressure coach, |
| 1:04.8 | they've got to work on. |
| 1:05.9 | That statement from Chancellor of the Exchequer, |
| 1:08.5 | Sajid, now in sport, wolves faced Ashwood City. |
| 1:12.7 | Oh, there's a sheep of a bed of... |
| 1:16.4 | Steps up, sets the keeper the wrong way. |
| 1:19.2 | Raoul Jimenez strikes and wolves from... |
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