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The Offensive

Episode 048 - The Boys Are Baku in Town

The Offensive

2018/19 Season

Parody, Alan Partridge, Fiction, Spoof, Satire, Mockumentary, Sports, Comedy Fiction, Comedy, Soccer, Football

4.8739 Ratings

🗓️ 24 October 2019

⏱️ 24 minutes

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Summary

Ashwood City are in Baku, Azerbaijan following their fixture with Qarabag FK in the UEFA Europa League. With an early flight back to the UK the next day, the players are expected to get some much needed rest and recovery in the hotel.


Esmonde Cole as KFC

Adam Jarrell as Chris Well

Thomas Mitchells as Theo Clinton


Directed by:

Adam Jarrell

Episode written by:

Joel Emery  

Edited by:

Joel Emery

Executive Producer:

Joel Emery


WARNING. This podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable.

This is a work of fiction. Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organisations, places or events is purely coincidental. All scenarios are from the author's imagination. This podcast is protected under copyright. 

Listener discretion is advised.

The Offensive is property of Primley Limited



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0:00.0

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0:06.0

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0:10.8

You could shred the slopes in Baldurz's air.

0:13.8

Then chill on a Caribbean beach.

0:16.7

Then taste your way through Tokyo.

0:19.7

Then back home. To bolt off to set for life, play now

0:25.9

and the National Lottery app. Terms, rules and procedures apply. Players must be 18 or over.

0:32.1

Warning, this podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable.

0:38.3

This is a work of fiction.

0:39.3

Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organisations, places or events is purely

0:45.3

coincidental.

0:46.3

This podcast is protected under copyright.

0:48.3

Listener discretion is advised.

0:50.3

This is The Offensive.

0:52.3

All right. This is The Offensive.

1:00.9

All right, now one of the early games has finished up is Ashwood City.

1:02.7

Peter is there for us.

1:03.4

How you doing, Peter?

1:05.1

Hello, Steve.

1:06.8

We've swapped roles, look.

1:09.7

I'm pitchside and you're presenting.

1:12.0

It feels strange. Doesn't it just? I'm trying to my you're presenting. It feels strange.

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