Episode 046 - Brussels Scouts
The Offensive
2018/19 Season
4.8 • 739 Ratings
🗓️ 7 October 2019
⏱️ 23 minutes
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Summary
Ashwood City take on Tottenham Hotspur in the Premier League at the newly developed Tottenham Hotspur Stadium. Patrick and Woody are admiring not only the new stadium belonging to the North London club; but also one of their centre-backs.
Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan
Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall
Helena Doughty as Jess Tate
Victoria Gibson as Alex Morrison
Directed by:
Adam Jarrell
Episode written by:
Joel Emery
Edited by:
Adam Jarrell
Executive Producer:
Joel Emery
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| 0:32.5 | Warning, this podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable. |
| 0:38.9 | This is a work of fiction. |
| 0:40.2 | Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organisations, places or events is purely coincidental. |
| 0:46.5 | This podcast is protected under copyright. |
| 0:49.0 | Listener discretion is advised. |
| 0:50.7 | This is The Offensive. |
| 0:53.9 | Patrick. Patrick. Patrick. |
| 0:57.2 | Patrick? |
| 0:58.5 | Woody, do you mind? |
| 1:00.0 | Pal, is that you in the cubicle next to me? |
| 1:04.8 | Pal, is that you? |
| 1:05.9 | What the fuck are you doing? |
| 1:06.9 | Just peeking to make sure it was you. |
| 1:08.3 | This is just beyond unacceptable. |
| 1:11.5 | It's important. |
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