Episode 045 - A Tale of Two Coaches
The Offensive
2018/19 Season
4.8 • 739 Ratings
🗓️ 3 October 2019
⏱️ 22 minutes
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Summary
Two Ashwood Managers, old and new face very different challenges as European football grips the continent yet again. For Ashwood City it's the Europa League and they play host to Rangers, while Valencia are at home to Ajax in the Champions League.
Allon Sylvain as Eric van Smit
Joel Emery as Dan Watson
Acushla-Tara Kupe as Dr. Rachel Webber
Adam Jarrell as Chris Well
Directed by:
Adam Jarrell
Episode written by:
Joel Emery
Edited by:
Adam Jarrell
Executive Producer:
Joel Emery
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| 0:32.1 | Warning, this podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable. |
| 0:38.6 | This is a work of fiction. |
| 0:39.9 | Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organizations, places or events is purely coincidental. |
| 0:46.2 | This podcast is protected under copyright. |
| 0:48.7 | Listener discretion is advised. |
| 0:50.4 | This is The Offensive. |
| 1:10.9 | Dan, mate. Dan Watson. It's Billy. How you doing? |
| 1:11.5 | Billy? |
| 1:12.1 | You heading to Valencia? |
| 1:13.4 | Well, they're not going to drop me off on woods, are they? |
| 1:15.3 | Hey? |
| 1:15.8 | You daft twat. |
| 1:21.3 | So, what's new? |
| 1:23.4 | Nothing much, mate. |
| 1:24.6 | Just doing co-coms for your lot tomorrow night. |
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