Episode 037 - Gel Hath No Fury
The Offensive
2018/19 Season
4.8 • 739 Ratings
🗓️ 12 August 2019
⏱️ 23 minutes
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Summary
Ashwood kick off their season away to Burnley and immediately face consequences from the result. With weeks of excessive spending behind him; Patrick is desperate to fix any squad issues before the next matchday.
Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan
Helena Doughty as Jess Tate
Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall
Esmonde Cole as Howard Jagger
Additional Voices:
Nalan Burgess
Thomas Mitchells
Directed by:
Adam Jarrell
Episode written by:
Joel Emery
Edited by:
Adam Jarrell & Joel Emery
Executive Producer:
Joel Emery
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| 0:38.7 | This is a work of fiction. |
| 0:40.0 | Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organisations, places or events is purely coincidental. |
| 0:46.3 | This podcast is protected under copyright. |
| 0:48.8 | Listener discretion is advised. |
| 0:50.5 | This is The Offensive. |
| 0:54.8 | Hi. Yeah, hi there. Sorry to bother. This is Patrick Nolan, Ashwood City Chief Executive. Can I confirm I'm speaking to Fiona, to Fiona Lloyd from Offcom. |
| 1:04.0 | It's the middle of the night. No, no, I know, I know. I know. I'm sorry. I just needed to raise something that happened on the BBC. |
| 1:10.9 | Excuse me? Yeah, I'd like I know. I'm sorry. I just needed to raise something that happened on the BBC. Excuse me? |
| 1:12.2 | Yeah, I'd like to make a complaint about some content. |
| 1:14.9 | I'm the Director of Content Standards and head at the Board of Governors. |
| 1:18.7 | Then I think you're probably best place to hear my complaint. |
| 1:22.2 | Oh, Mr. Nolan, on Monday morning, I suggest you follow the correct complaint procedure with a qualified operator. |
| 1:30.5 | Or access the form online? |
| 1:32.9 | Yeah, I'm not going to do that. |
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