Episode 025: Tour de Farce
The Offensive
2018/19 Season
4.8 • 739 Ratings
🗓️ 25 February 2019
⏱️ 23 minutes
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Summary
After being suspended from the club, Patrick is exploring ways to get back into power. Old friends in low places secure him a meeting with a lawyer to assist.
Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan
Helena Doughty as Jess Tate
Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall
George Still as Geoff Monroe
Episode written by:
Joel Emery
Directed by:
Adam Jarrell
Edited by:
Adam Jarrell
Executive Producer:
Joel Emery
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