Episode 013: Battle of the Bastards
The Offensive
2018/19 Season
4.8 • 739 Ratings
🗓️ 11 November 2018
⏱️ 24 minutes
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Summary
As Ashwood City combat a supporter protest during a game where both home and away fans have been banned; Woody is entering his third week of suspension, and is looking to make a comeback.
Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall
Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan
Helena Doughty as Jess Tate
Additional voices:
Omari Douglas
Sam Hallahan
Luke Stevenson
Oliver Dowling
Simon Shaw
Rhys Tees
Episode written by:
Joel Emery
Directed by:
Adam Jarrell
Edited by:
Adam Jarrell
Executive Producer:
Joel Emery
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| 0:38.6 | This is a work of fiction. |
| 0:39.9 | Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organizations, places or events is purely |
| 0:44.9 | coincidental. |
| 0:46.2 | This podcast is protected under copyright. |
| 0:48.6 | Listener discretion is advised. |
| 0:50.4 | This is The Offensive. |
| 1:00.8 | We're fucking shit, we're fucking shit, we're fucking shit, we're fucking shit. We're fucking shit. |
| 1:05.4 | We're fucking shit. |
| 1:08.6 | We're fucking shit, we're fucking shit, we're fucking shit, we're fucking shit. |
| 1:13.6 | Now from what we are where the FA announced at this game due to be proud trouble, |
| 1:19.2 | Ash would experience at home against Cardiff and then at Newcastle last week, |
| 1:23.2 | this game was to be played behind closed doors. |
| 1:26.6 | Now that announcement came on the 8th of November. |
| 1:29.5 | It's now Sunday, the 11th of November. |
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