EP966: Selling a Family Heirloom for Our Dream Wedding... Did I Cross the Line? - r/AITA Reddit Story
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🗓️ 15 June 2023
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r/AmItheAsshole - AITA for selling a family heirloom to pay for my destination wedding?
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| 0:00.0 | This is an I-Heart podcast. |
| 0:20.9 | Guaranteed Human. I sold the family's prized heirloom to pay for my destination wedding. Now they're getting revenge and I think my wedding might be ruined. Hey, this is just a young budding entrepreneur trying to make it on Facebook marketplace. It's like, yo, I got this very valuable thing. And then someone's like, all right, I'll pay 50 bucks for it. Exactly. |
| 0:21.3 | And you got your destination wedding in Las Vegas. |
| 0:23.1 | You know, it's the best business case out there. |
| 0:25.7 | It is the Martin Scarelli method by critical medication people need and charge a thousand |
| 0:31.5 | times more than the fair price. |
| 0:33.1 | Yes. |
| 0:33.6 | Or take your grandma's wedding ring and pawn it on Facebook marketplace to do the inverse Martin Scarelli where you're just trying to get cash quick as possible. |
| 0:43.8 | Why have family when you can have money? |
| 0:46.2 | I think you could buy family. |
| 0:47.9 | Come on now. |
| 0:48.7 | Like how much is it really to hire like a cast of actors to play your mom, dad, and sister? |
| 0:53.8 | Easy. Easy. Easy. It's like a hundred grand actors to play your mom, dad, and sister. Easy. |
| 0:54.4 | Easy. |
| 0:54.9 | What? |
| 0:55.1 | It's like a hundred grand each a year. |
| 1:09.7 | Nothing. So they get that heirloom out of here. Yeah. Dude. Sell it. You can buy, you can buy your family for 200 grand. Come on. Easy money. And they will love you unconditionally. Oh. as long as the condition of you paying them is met. |
| 1:11.2 | As long as you give them their Christmas bonus. |
| 1:12.2 | Then they're thrilled. |
| 1:14.7 | So my fiance, if you, as long as the condition of you paying them as met. As long as you give them their Christmas bonus. |
| 1:11.4 | Then they're thrilled. |
| 1:13.2 | So my fiance, 38 female and I 39 male, are planning to get married this summer. |
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