EP967: They Want Me To Marry My Sister??? - r/AITA Reddit Story
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🗓️ 16 June 2023
⏱️ 11 minutes
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r/AITA- AITA for not marrying the girl I'm supposed to be and causing major problems for my family?
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| 0:00.0 | This is an I-Heart podcast. |
| 0:02.6 | Guaranteed Human. |
| 0:04.1 | My parents want me to marry my sister. |
| 0:07.3 | My sister is up for it, but that's not even the worst part. |
| 0:10.6 | Okay, so first off, you have the parents who are that crazy? |
| 0:14.1 | Yeah. |
| 0:14.5 | And you got the sister that's that crazy. |
| 0:16.8 | Hey, O.P, can't help it if he's just so freaking hot. |
| 0:20.5 | Oh, good gravy. |
| 0:21.5 | Gravy. Just getting that sister Riz on. Steps, minus the step. |
| 0:27.3 | Hmm. It's called a, I guess, a flat sis. No step. Yeah. No elevation. Horizontal. Horizontal. |
| 0:36.2 | Horizontal, sis. Oh, that's what, that's what they'll be doing. Oh, God. This will be horizontal soon in this story. They get married. Yoinks. Got to seal the deal. You got to consummate that marriage. I get some little, uh, some little, some little, some little deform babies in there, you know? You know, like Prince William. William. Yeah. Like the royal family. Yeah. This will sound unbelievable to those not from my country. Oh, God. All right. Here we have. Let's buckle up guys. It's about to be unbelievable. It's about to get, uh, I guess, I guess this is, I'm, I'm imagining that this is more common in whatever this guy's country. |
| 1:14.2 | In place. In place. In country. Tell us what country. All I can say is that it is real. |
| 1:19.6 | When I was five, my parents brought my dad's friend's daughter about three to live with me and sister, Y, seven. |
| 1:28.1 | X's family was poor and couldn't support their children. They had six. Dang, that's a lot. That was a lot. So they sent X here because they really trust my parents. So like, all right, we got six kids. Hey, let's just ship one of them off. Yeah, we're going to slip one on you. Thanks, buddy. We'll play Survivor for a couple weeks and see who comes out on top and who's voted off the island. |
| 1:47.6 | I'm sorry. slept one on you. Thanks, buddy. We'll play Survivor for a couple weeks and see who comes out on top and who's voted |
| 1:45.8 | off the island. |
| 1:47.5 | I'm sorry, little Timmy. |
| 1:49.2 | It is you. |
| 1:51.6 | What did they say on Survivor? |
| 1:53.7 | I forget. |
| 1:54.6 | I was more of a naked and afraid kind of guy. |
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