EP965: My GF was Threatened into an Arranged Marriage - r/BestofRedditorUpdates Reddit Story
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🗓️ 15 June 2023
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r/BestofRedditorUpdates - Girlfriend is being forced to marry someone she doesn't want to, how do I help her? [update April 8th]
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| 0:00.0 | This is an I-Heart podcast. |
| 0:02.6 | Guaranteed Human. |
| 0:04.1 | My girlfriend ghosted me, but turns out that she was forced into an arranged marriage. |
| 0:09.7 | That won't stop my love. |
| 0:11.2 | I have a plan. |
| 0:12.5 | We have a hero. |
| 0:13.2 | I feel like the difference between being super in love and being a super stalker is, it's a fair and thin line and OP maybe crossing that line. |
| 0:24.0 | You know, that's a good question. |
| 0:24.8 | Didn't even cross my mind. |
| 0:26.1 | I was just, I was just imagining the, the knight in shining armor, you know, the chivalrous gentleman. |
| 0:31.4 | That's what I'm saying. |
| 0:32.3 | Like, the difference between, oh my God, he's a knight in shining armor. |
| 0:37.1 | He saved me from a dragon and like, yo, this dude came to my castle unannounced, broken, said, I got to save you from a dragon. And then expected a kiss. I was taking a nap. And I was like, whoa, calm down. You're coming on a little strong. I don't even know you. Come on. Well, let's find out what O.P actually is. So, I-26 male was dating this girl, 25 female. We had been dating for over a year, but she came from a very, very strict Indian family. She said she was lucky that they allowed her to work and they would be and they would be extremely |
| 1:12.7 | against her dating someone that they wanted her to get married to a guy of their choice so |
| 1:18.5 | okay classic arranged marriage here we go yeah so is it like is like the relationship doomed then |
| 1:24.0 | sounds like it sounds like the relationship may be doomed it sounds like it's there's trouble in the water. Opie, you better get in with the parents or you're screwed. |
| 1:32.9 | Oh, yeah. Fuck her mom. What a tactic. That'll do it. Yeah, yeah. I heard if you you bone your |
| 1:40.4 | your future wife's mom, then she'll be more interested in betrothing her daughter to you. |
| 1:46.3 | Yeah, you know, it's like, I've, I've tried out this model. This is the one for you. Yeah. It's like, |
| 1:50.1 | oh, like I, I want to see, I wanted to see how he was in bed. Turns out amazing. I think he's up |
| 1:55.8 | to the snuff for you. There we go. Samuel Donner's dating advice. |
| 2:02.0 | Ding. |
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