EP964: Microsoft Word Is Against Their Religion? - r/BestofRedditorUpdates Reddit Story
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🗓️ 14 June 2023
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r/BestofRedditorUpdates - AskHR: Employee claims she can't use Microsoft Windows for "Religious Reasons"
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| 0:00.0 | This is an IHeart podcast. |
| 0:02.6 | Guaranteed Human. |
| 0:04.4 | My employee claims she can't use Microsoft Windows because it's against her religion. |
| 0:08.9 | I might have to fire her. |
| 0:10.4 | What religion is that? |
| 0:11.5 | The Steve Jobs religion. |
| 0:13.1 | He is my leader. |
| 0:14.6 | I recently hired a new employee for my team. |
| 0:17.0 | Everyone thinks she's a great addition and she's clearly very talented as demonstrated in her |
| 0:21.7 | interviews. The problem came up during onboarding when we supplied her with her company laptop. |
| 0:26.4 | She said she would need it configured in a Linux-based operating system because her religion |
| 0:31.2 | does not allow the use of Apple or Microsoft-owned operating systems. What? Her religion is open source. |
| 0:38.4 | She says that she can fulfill all job duties without Windows, |
| 0:42.0 | and I'm inclined to believe her, |
| 0:43.5 | but corporate policy dictates Windows, |
| 0:46.2 | and my management is not on board with her request for Linux. |
| 0:49.3 | There's some hardline sects of Abrahamic religion, |
| 0:52.3 | Judaism, Christianity, Islam, |
| 0:53.9 | that go hard in on the idea that |
| 0:56.2 | you shouldn't use products that benefit from people who do things you don't agree with and |
| 1:01.2 | or aren't the same religion as you. Maybe she's Latter-day Saints, maybe Amish, I don't know. |
| 1:06.5 | What actions can either, one, I take as managers to protect her rights and get upper management |
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