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EP928: I Didn't Tell My Husband That I Won The Lottery - r/BestofRedditorUpdates Reddit Story

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Improv, Comedy

4.3576 Ratings

🗓️ 27 May 2023

⏱️ 16 minutes

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r/BestofRedditorUpdates - TIFU by not telling my husband about a lottery I won years ago

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0:00.0

This is an I-Heart podcast.

0:02.6

Guaranteed Human.

0:04.1

I won $480,000 in the lottery years ago.

0:08.3

I never told my husband, but he just found out.

0:12.2

That is a huge secret.

0:13.8

You know, it's like you won the lottery and then your husband may have won the lottery

0:19.2

like years later by realizing you won the lottery.

0:22.2

But then he's actually like, oh, maybe she's hiding something from me.

0:24.8

So maybe I also lost the lottery and that she's going to like maybe break up with me and try to take the money and not give any to me.

0:31.9

And we're going to be have separate finances and I'm screwed.

0:35.5

I think the story is over.

0:36.7

I think she just predicted the whole thing.

0:40.6

So the lottery winning took place back in August of 2014. Mike and I were married in October

0:48.3

of 2014. It wasn't a fortune, but enough to make a difference. So she basically had all that money before they officially got married.

0:57.0

So technically it is completely hers.

0:59.0

Three months.

0:59.8

Three months.

1:00.3

By three measly months.

1:02.1

90 days, ladies and gentlemen.

1:03.8

Well, but that's not really how marriage works, right?

1:05.7

Like when you get married, she would, aren't your, aren't your, aren't your joint joint?

1:09.4

You're not.

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