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Guaranteed Human. I inherited $400,000 of my mom's money plus the house. And then I kicked out my stepdad and his kids. They're in a homeless shelter now. Am I the A-Hull? You know, no, no, you're totally good. You know, you should, you know what? You should, you should buy yourself a boat for being so swift in your decision making. You should reward yourself for that, of course, you know. Yeah, you know, you got to, when you have a windfall, you get to do two things. Yeah. Treat yourself. Of course. And fuck over others. Wow. You know, that's. That's the golden rule of being rich. Name one rich person that does not treat themselves and fuck over others. Wow. You know, that's... That's the golden rule of being rich. Name one rich person that does not treat themselves and fuck over others. Jeff Bezos, treats himself, makes his employees be in a bottle. Hello. Warren Buffett. Treat himself to a mistress and a third partner. Warren Buffett actually is like polyamorous. Oh, goodness. He fixed over his wife. Hello.

Elon Musk buys Twitter, brings in a sink and fires everybody.

Mark Zuckerberg goes to a jujitsu tournament.

Yep.

And gets his ass kicked now, actually.

But then he's also Lord of the Lizard people. He is Lord of the Lizard people.

He has that.

Kind of a tip for tap.

Did you see Mark Zuckerberg at the jujitsu tournament. No. He went to just like some random jujitsu tournament and like face someone who's been practicing jujitsu. Is that funny? Like imagine like like going against Mark as your freaking jujitsu. Could me just hire like a thousand practice meat bags just like all right all right jeeves like

come on all right james get in here let's go all right let's get into it they went to a homeless shelter

i really don't know if i'm the a hole in this case my 19 male parents divorced when i was six my mom

got a boyfriend josh and they started living together when I was nine.

He had twin daughters who were four when they moved in. Their mother was not in their lives

anymore. Sad. Yeah. My mom took them in as their own. I admit that I was a little jealous because

they had her full time and me only 50% of the time. I think my mom loved them more too.

Ouch.

Oh, gosh.

Favoriteism.

I was a quiet kid and spent most of my time in my room when my mom had me.

I didn't want any siblings.

And my mom tried to no avail.

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