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Police bust down my door and arrested me, but my sister did it.

Now my mom wants me to take the fall.

Should I do it?

Don't let your sister go to jail.

She couldn't survive in jail.

But you, O.P., I mean, they would eat you alive in a good way.

Oh, my goodness.

Look at those strong,

beefy arms and saucy legs. Hey, well, don't worry. We'll train. Here's a carrot and here's

some Vaseline. There we go. You'll be prison ready in no time, my son. I've trained you

well. So. So bad. Very bad. We're doing this for you guys. Are you

entertained? I hope you are. This happens some years ago. I'm in my 30s now, but back then I was 22 and my

sister was 18 and was my mom's golden child. There's always one. I also, I feel like it switches sometimes.

Like, I feel like sometimes my sister is the golden child and then sometimes I'm like, I'm the

golden child. I think that's what your sister wants you to think. The illusion that you haven't. The illusion

that I have it, but actually she's always been the golden child.

That's right.

They also,

they're so much easier than on,

there's so much easier on her than me.

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