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EP778: I Am So Glad My Cousin Won't Have Kids - r/AITA Reddit Story

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Improv, Comedy

4.3576 Ratings

🗓️ 13 March 2023

⏱️ 27 minutes

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r/AITA - AITA for saying I'm glad my cousin is infertile?

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0:00.0

This is an I-Heart podcast.

0:02.6

Guaranteed Human.

0:04.4

My cousin can't have a baby and I'm thrilled she's suffering.

0:07.7

Here's why.

0:08.7

David Nattonboro actually wants us to have less kids.

0:11.3

So I think O.P. is helping out the environment.

0:15.4

Stop effing and start giving an F about mother nature.

0:19.5

Speaking of effing and A-holes, Sam, what is your prediction of A-hole or not? The title sounds pretty A-Holy. I would say even A-holier than thou. And so I would put it above an A-hole. I think... A-fetchy. Yeah, yeah, exactly. A-taint. A slightly above an A-hole, I would put it at taint level. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Or tail, I guess tailbone is technically geographically. Well, it depends on which way you're facing. Are you on your back? If you're, if you're legs up, uh, you actually can't see. I'm both John and I are pantless right now. If I have feet over shoulders, my taint is above my asshole. That is true. We figured

0:55.8

it out. Taint over asshole, especially if your heels over shoulders mode. There we go. You're welcome,

1:01.5

everybody. You know you wanted to see that. You know, you know. That's why I wore shorts today.

1:05.3

I mean, nothing today. Nothing but this orange. There's nothing under this, ladies and gentlemen.

1:12.7

I would say the same for me, but it doesn't hit quite the same.

1:15.2

Yeah.

1:15.8

It doesn't hit the guy.

1:16.4

It doesn't.

1:16.8

But hey, there isn't.

1:17.8

There isn't.

1:18.8

There's only one piece of clothing between you and a good time.

1:22.7

Oh, God.

1:23.7

Oh, baby.

1:24.8

So I 21 male have received news that my sister, 26 female, is six months pregnant through IVF with triplets. That is, like, is that a purpose? Is that like an Octum situation where I was like, I want all the kids. I'm guessing from from the story that, yeah, she like intentionally induced triplets my guess is that

1:46.6

if she could have babies normally she wouldn't do like going from not being able to have babies

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