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Guaranteed Human.

Pay me with counterfeit money.

Get ready for blackmail that's going to destroy your entire life.

Honestly, tip for tat.

Eye for eye.

Like, you fake me out of my money, then I'm going to get you back maybe.

Yeah, get ready for some pain.

I think I'm going to predict opi not the A-hole because I like the energy.

Years ago, roughly 2010, when I was doing pizza delivery, I delivered on campus. Pretty standard

procedure called the customer and wait in the parking lot. This guy comes down, hands me money,

takes the pizza, and walks away. Then he starts to run. I look in my hand and one of the $10

bills is ripped in half.

And the $20 bill is a horrible counterfeit. You have a ripped counterfeit bill? He has a ripped

real $10 bill and a full terrible $20 counterfeit bill. Wow. Dude already runs back to his dorm

and it's pass activated so I can't even get in. Then I remembered something that I have that I can use to blackmail him.

Oh.

I have his number in my phone.

So I called him up and no answer.

Not surprising.

So I call the store and tell him what happened and they mark his number as a prank caller.

So no more deliveries for that guy.

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