EP725: Do Not Play "Boats 'n Hoes" At A Wedding - r/okopshow Reddit Story

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4.3 • 576 Ratings

🗓️ 13 February 2023

⏱️ 12 minutes

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r/okopshow - AITA for shouting about hoes at my own wedding?

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0:00.0	This is an I-Heart podcast.
0:02.6	Guaranteed Human. Am I the A-Hole for shouting about hoes at my own wedding? Depends. Does these hoes be trifling? And do they have boats? Oh, my. Are there boats and hose? Boats and hose got to have some boats and hose. And this is actually submitted on our subrattit, artist slash OKOP show by Impossible Dig 537. And so impossible thing we're about to dig into this story.
0:24.2	Yeah, we are. this is actually submitted on our subrattit artist slash okop show by impossible dig 537 so impossible
0:22.3	dig we're about to dig into this story yeah we are so i 30 male just got married last friday
0:27.6	night to my wife 29 female hell yeah the wedding was going so well we set our vows we both said
0:33.2	i do and so on our whole family came along with many of our friends. It was a beautiful ceremony
0:38.9	marked by an incredible intensity of love in the air. I saw tears in people's eyes after the wedding.
0:45.5	And the wedding was quite emotional, not only on my wife, but my family as well. So now comes
0:50.3	a reception. We're having a great time. My wife is expressing her feelings of gratitude towards
0:54.4	everyone who attended and reiterating her love for me. I reciprocated, of course. And at the end of my
1:00.0	monologue, I closed by saying, honey, I'm a pussy pirate and my name is Jack Sparrow. I'm about to turn
1:07.2	you into a fine pirate hooker of a wife. Then we'll have some beautiful pirate
1:11.8	children, just like you always dreamed of you little pirate slut. Why the fuck would you say that?
1:18.9	She looked mortified. There was a gasp and an extremely awkward silence in the crowd. She just walks
1:23.8	away and starts crying. Everyone looks at me as if I ruined the wedding. Now comes the
1:29.5	dancing music. I ask the DJ to play boats and boats. Perfect. To play boats and hose. That's a
1:36.5	hilarious song that was played in stepbrothers. I was the only one on the dance floor when it was
1:40.6	playing. No one joined me. Just glaring at me. My wife is now upset with me and
1:44.7	telling me I'm a stupid fuck monkey. My mother-in-law has been blowing up my phone since this happened. She told me I'm a slutty man whore. I for one think it's time for them to put their big girl pants on. Am I the a hole? Bro. Why would you say that? Yes, you're the a hole, bro. Oh my God.
2:01.2	What was it, slutty, hooker?
2:03.1	Is it a thing from?
2:04.4	Hiro. that. Yes, you're the A-hole, bro. Oh, my God.
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