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EP726: CRAZY SISTER can't get PREGNANT! HAHA - r/TrueOffMyChest Reddit Story

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Improv, Comedy

4.3576 Ratings

🗓️ 14 February 2023

⏱️ 16 minutes

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r/TrueOffMyChest - My sister is infertile and I’m glad

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0:00.0

This is an I-Heart podcast.

0:02.6

Guaranteed Human.

0:04.4

My psycho sister is infertile and I love watching her suffer.

0:08.2

But what happened next made me hate her even more.

0:11.0

I, 28 female, have an older sister, Angela, 30 female.

0:14.9

Ugh, Angela.

0:15.8

And I never liked her.

0:17.0

She always had to compete with me.

0:19.0

But never in a normal sibling rivalry kind of way. Our entire

0:22.3

life, she always seemed to be resentful of my existence as the spotlight couldn't perpetually

0:27.8

shine on her. So she had to step on everything I enjoyed. Well, Sam, for example, if I learned

0:34.6

piano, she learned piano. If I excelled at a subject, she suddenly became a scholar in it.

0:39.4

If I told my mom I had a crush, Angela would be dating that boy in a week.

0:43.6

Sounds like your sister is just better at things than you.

0:46.0

I would always tell my parents when she did this, but I was disregarded because you weren't as good.

0:51.1

My parents would say, sisters copy each other and I can't gatekeep what she likes.

0:56.5

There was also more praise that followed Angela.

0:58.8

Even if I took the initiative to do the activity first, she was praised because she was better.

1:03.9

My parents would miss work to attend her recitals going to every single one because the world would stop if they missed it.

1:10.0

However, I remember maybe two of mine they've attended because they were always stuck at work. Yeah, but like, what would you rather listen to chopsticks or some bach, you know? There's a reason they're not going. That's because you suck. Poor O.P. Right. Yeah, we're really roasting OPE. She's getting so much change. She just not deserve. But Angela reveled in this.

1:28.9

She would make comments under her breath around our parents.

1:31.7

Get this.

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