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It's just all so crazy because I blackmailed my own mother and this is why I'm thrilled about it.

I'd watch your back, O.P., because you know that age old phrase, your mama can put you into this world and she can just as easily take you out.

Unless she blackmailing, then she's taking you bow.

Unless she's blackmailing you back.

Exactly.

I mean, if we're getting a little proxy war, she could get crazy.

Yeah, who's guns bigger?

We're about to see.

For quick backstory, my mother is a textbook narcissist, and her whole family has always

tiptoed around her feelings since she had a kid at 15 and had to give

it up for adoption as my grandparents refused to quit their jobs to care for a baby.

I mean, fair on the grandparents, I guess.

Yeah, another one's starting off hot.

Yeah, dang.

Her parents literally bought her houses and gift her $20,000 to $50,000 a year? That's a salary. Whoa, a salary for

getting knocked up, bro. Not bad. I'm about to, I'm about to get knocked up. Sign me up.

Give me that pregnancy. I want to eat pickles. Oh, has swollen feet with the peanut butter.

That's like the pregnancy, the pickles with the peanut butter. That's like the pregnancy.

The pickles with the peanut butter.

Bro, that's the pregnancy special.

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