EP706: My Wife Gave Birth to a Biracial Baby That Isn't Mine - r/relationship_advice Reddit Story (REPOST)
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🗓️ 4 February 2023
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r/relationship_advice - My wife gave birth to a (black)baby that clearly isn't mine, and I'm divorcing her. But I'm worried about the relationship between my two kids and their new half-sister.
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| 0:00.0 | This is an I-Heart podcast. Guaranteed human. My wife gave birth to a biracial baby, which clearly |
| 0:07.9 | isn't mine. And I want a divorce. But what she did next made it near impossible. Let's see what |
| 0:14.3 | is going to happen here. A month ago, my wife gave birth to a black baby girl. We are both white. That's, I mean, coming out of the |
| 0:25.0 | gate, that's, that's, that's a big accusation. Like, how are you sure is my initial? Well, you know, I'm no, |
| 0:32.4 | I'm no geneticist. |
| 0:34.2 | Yeah. No Nostradamus. |
| 0:35.5 | I'm no Nostradamus. |
| 0:36.5 | I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, so. So, so. So, so. So. So. So. a result of a one night stand last year. |
| 0:54.7 | Oh. |
| 0:57.6 | So she just came out the gate like. |
| 1:00.5 | Yeah. |
| 1:00.7 | This happened. |
| 1:01.7 | Yeah. |
| 1:02.1 | Oh. |
| 1:03.3 | Also, man's shooting bullets from a one night stand. |
| 1:08.4 | One night stand, insta pregnant, man shooting bullets. He, his swimmers would beat Michael Phelps. I know, man. Good gravy. So I started the divorce proceedings, although we're still living together for now. Between our two boys, age two and four, I've had paternity tests for them and they came back positive. Okay. So those kids are his. |
| 1:27.7 | Okay. |
| 1:28.3 | Between our two boys, age two and four, I've had paternity test done for them and they came back positive. |
| 1:33.0 | Her infant daughter and her having lost her job to COVID, living together as amicably as possible until the divorce is settled is an unfortunate necessity. |
| 1:41.8 | Right. |
| 1:42.1 | So he can't just like, her house. She's technically could, |
| 1:45.5 | but she'd be like her and the baby. Yeah, that's bad. That's bad. Okay. Naturally, I have no ill will |
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