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EP707: Different Reasons Why I Have Missing Fingers - r/AITA Reddit Story

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Improv, Comedy

4.3576 Ratings

🗓️ 4 February 2023

⏱️ 14 minutes

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r/AITA - Aita for giving all of my coworkers a different reason for why I have missing fingers?

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0:00.0

This is an I-Heart podcast.

0:02.5

Guaranteed human.

0:04.2

Am I the A-hole for giving all my coworkers different reasons of why I'm missing my fingers?

0:10.2

Uh-oh.

0:11.7

I have three fingers missing on my dominant hand.

0:15.7

It's fine.

0:16.3

I can type my, I can type and everything and even manage to tie my shoe laces most days.

0:21.4

Dang.

0:22.0

However, I won't deny that it looks a bit odd to most people.

0:24.9

I only have my fourth and fifth fingers.

0:27.9

So my hand looks like a childhood drawing of a rabbit and not a good one.

0:32.9

My fourth and fifth fingers.

0:35.3

But you know what those can do.

0:40.6

Do a P sign. I'm using, I'm used to people asking about it usually after staring for giving it too but i still find it annoying i really don't

0:46.0

get why you'd think it would be okay just ask someone about i wasn't raised in a barn usually i nip

0:52.2

the question in the bud by just explaining the truth from the

0:55.0

get go, assuming enough people will gossip about it and that the message will spread by the end of the

0:59.8

day. Anyway, I started a new job about a month ago and I honestly could not face going through the same

1:05.0

cycle again. I'm sick of it. I felt the time had come to not play into it anymore and make

1:10.3

something out of it.

1:11.3

So I decided to make myself laugh.

1:13.2

There we go.

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