EP676: She Chose College Over the Baby - r/BestofRedditorUpdates Reddit Story
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🗓️ 20 January 2023
⏱️ 29 minutes
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r/BestofRedditorUpdates - I 16(M) have a 4month old daughter - ex gf wants to go to College and I am worried
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| 0:00.0 | This is an I-Heart podcast. |
| 0:02.6 | Guaranteed Human. |
| 0:04.6 | I-16 male had a daughter with my girlfriend, but now she's leaving to college. |
| 0:08.8 | So I'm going to do something drastic. |
| 0:11.4 | 16? |
| 0:12.4 | Shooter's going to shoot. |
| 0:14.6 | Shooter's going to shoot. |
| 0:16.6 | Oh. |
| 0:17.8 | They fight out that good. |
| 0:19.9 | Man's going to have to grow fast, bro. |
| 0:22.9 | And what is he going to do? |
| 0:24.0 | It's like, you're going to college. |
| 0:26.4 | Not, not, not, ma, ma. |
| 0:28.5 | He's going to. |
| 0:29.5 | He's going to go to college when this baby goes to college. |
| 0:34.7 | Yeah. |
| 0:35.8 | They're going to be, it's going to be like the cheesy 2000s like, one dad, you know, |
| 0:42.8 | checks in, dad, what are you doing here? |
| 0:45.2 | We're dorm mates. |
| 0:47.7 | And this is daddy dorm mates starring Hugh Hefner. |
| 0:54.9 | I don't know why Hugh Hector was the first one. |
| 0:57.3 | One day I'm going to grow up and make something of myself. |
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