EP678: My Ex's Best Friend Wants To SLEEP WITH ME - r/okopshow Reddit Story
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🗓️ 21 January 2023
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r/okopshow - My Ex Girlfriends Best Friend Wants to Sleep With Me… what do I do?
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| 0:00.0 | This is an I-Heart podcast. Guaranteed Human. My ex-girlfriend's best friend wants to sleep with me. What do I do? A wise red puppet once said. Sharon is Karen. That wise puppet did say that. That's right. It's also a freaky, freaky puppet. Uh-oh. Elmo. Heard his monster in the sack. I mean, he wants people to tick him. That he does. That's what he does. He's a freaky little fucking out there. All right. So this actually came from Instagram. So someone reached out one of our followers. I've been asked to make the keep this anonymous. Oh yeah. One of our followers, um, soon becoming |
| 0:39.3 | friend reached out to me on Instagram, Samuel Donner, um, and said, Sam, the time has come |
| 0:47.6 | to consult you. I need some advice. Uh-oh. And as a master relationship expert, oh, man. I will give that advice. We will try to solve your lady issues. That's right. Let's do it. My ex-girlfriend and I have been broken up for over a year and a half. We did it around three years. And then when I moved to California, I lived with my girlfriend at the time, and this other girl will call her P. |
| 1:11.9 | Ever since I met P, we had a blast together. |
| 1:15.0 | We became really close friends, really, really close friends. |
| 1:19.9 | It made my girlfriend at the time kind of insecure, but I assured it, babe, babe, there's |
| 1:25.6 | nothing going on here because nothing was. |
| 1:29.5 | Fast forward to last week. |
| 1:32.1 | He and I talk a lot and she invited me to the movies to see Avatar. |
| 1:37.7 | Keep in mind, we were just friends. |
| 1:39.3 | Nothing has happened. |
| 1:40.1 | Okay. |
| 1:40.6 | We had an amazing time. |
| 1:41.8 | Also, Avatar, I think it was like incredible movie. |
| 1:44.5 | Amazing. |
| 1:45.1 | Yeah. |
| 1:45.2 | You saw it. Yeah. Yeah. It was just mind blowing. The world and the, the, the, like that's a world. You're in it and you're like just immersed. Yeah. In the story. I was actually, I was a little like the first five minutes or so. I was like, oh, is this going to be cheesy? because I had like the |
| 2:00.4 | the subtitles and stuff |
| 2:02.0 | and I was like |
| 2:03.3 | remember the subtitles |
| 2:04.2 | in the beginning? And then he's like, oh, when the Navi's talking? Yeah. And he's like, like, like, I'm speaking a different language, but I've heard it so much. It might as well be English. And then it's just English. Right. So like before the switch, I'm like, oh, is there going to be subtitles this whole time? Yeah, yeah. |
| 2:18.7 | Blue people, I'm going to be able to get into it. |
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