This is an I Heart podcast. Guaranteed Human. I accidentally kicked a four year old in the face. Kick that four year old in the face. It's had four years of not being kicked in the face. It's time to break that streak. You know, build some character. Yeah, yeah. These kids are so coddled these days. Honestly, not having face kicks.

Yeah.

Tell me.

Tell me.

Tell them.

Tell them.

I ate dirt.

I, wow.

I watch the school uphill and the snow both ways.

Anyway, the point is that kid had it coming to him.

He did.

He did.

But you know what people should be kicking?

Oh, they should be kicking their stories over to R slash OKOP show on Reddit.com. We, we are reading stories directly from there. And actually, this story comes from who, John? Doomy N4. So shout out Dumi for sharing your story. Thank you for doing it with us. That's right. And everyone else, send in your stories, R-Sach-O-KOP.

We're going to read. Let's hear it. All right. So this happened when I was around 10 or 11. For context, the preschool I went to is managed. The preschool I went to managed a holiday care. Basically looking after kids for the whole day during the school days while the parents were at work. Because I wasn't old enough to look after my sister and myself at home alone just yet.

We had to go to holiday care.

Even though I was four years older than the other kids there, this was preschool after all.

That's funny.

Like, dude, if you're 10 and going to you're, you're like, O.P.

These are babies. Are you? Wait, why were they 10? Uh, because I guess the parents were just like, we both, we have the preschool age kid and older kid and they're just like, we're just going to send you both to the same place to it's like, it's like a. Oh, daycare. Okay.

Preschool aged daycare.

For a second,

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