EP595: HOOKED UP with my FRIEND'S DAD?! - r/tifu Reddit Story

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4.3 • 576 Ratings

🗓️ 8 December 2022

⏱️ 5 minutes

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r/tifu - TIFU by accidentally hooking up with my mate's dad

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0:00.0	This is an I-Heart podcast.
0:02.3	Guaranteed human.
0:04.2	Today I effed up by accidentally hooking up with my friend's dad.
0:09.6	How do you accidentally do that?
0:12.1	Hi, Mr. Dad.
0:14.0	Oops.
0:15.1	I meant to give you a handshake, not a hand job.
0:18.5	Oh, no.
0:21.6	Stupid. No accidents no. Stupid.
0:22.7	No accidents.
0:24.3	No accidents.
0:25.2	You're allowed to make mistakes.
0:26.6	That's right.
0:27.8	So, imagine this is literally just like the script of like a porno or something.
0:32.4	Excuse me, Mr.
0:34.0	Mr. Big Salami.
0:37.2	I didn't expect you to see here. I'm waiting for Sally. Oh, it's okay,
0:41.6	little lady. You know why they call me Mr. Salami. Ow. My big penis. Oh. Nice. That's my best
0:52.0	part of music. You absolutely crushed it.
0:54.4	Thanks.
0:54.9	So the interesting part of this story all happened a number of months ago.
0:59.1	I 18 male had just turned 18 at the time and had already spent a while coming to terms with my sexuality.
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