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My parents evicted me when I was in high school, then came crawling back and did something worse.

If you evict someone, you can't say, oh, sorry, I actually need some help.

Oh, oh.

No, especially your own parents while you're in high school?

If you, if you slap the hand that feeds you, then you deserve no hands.

Cut them off.

If a parent decides to not be a parent.

Oh, yeah.

It is a parent.

Yep.

That you need a, you need a, you need a, you need to fuck their shit up. Ugh. Fucking. Told y'all. Knowledge. I'm 30 male. And my parents didn't really want me as a child. Hey, that's what you want in a parent, right? You know, you want to be not wanted. Of course. Yeah, dude, that's, that's,

you know, it's the best. I love that when that happens in the dating, you know, you know, it just makes you want them more. It's, it's the chase. It's true. You don't, you want to do the chase with your parents. You don't want to just sit there and just be loved. No. You want to chase that shit. always uncertain of whether they're

interested. Oh my gosh. Keep you on your

seat. You want to chase that shit. Always uncertain of whether they're interested. Oh my gosh. Keep you on your toes. You know? Always desiring the affection that you can't have. Exactly. Trying to prove yourself. You know, it worked with Jeff Bezos. It worked with Steve Jobs. Their parents didn't want them. So, just like, I have this giant hole in my heart.

I'm going to prove myself by becoming a multi-billionaire.

Now, here's the thing.

I was an only child and pretty much an accidental pregnancy from what relatives have told me

as my parents claimed that they were going to be child free when they were married.

Uncle Mike comes up.

He's like,

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