This is an I Heart podcast.

Guaranteed Human.

I'm ready to leave my sister and her kids homeless.

And here is why.

Hey, there better be a fucking good reason.

You know, she left out, she left the cereal box open.

She forgot to stack the dishwasher.

That is, that is worthy of kicking your own flesh and blood to the streets.

I agree. I agree. I say ritual sacrifice at that point. You know, just get her out of here.

Yeah, put them on an Aztec temple, rip out their heart. I forgot. The, the villain from

Ratatouille and Harvey are your top two impressions. Absolutely crush those. All right. I'll see if I can gain some more. Yeah. Like from like Pokemon. I 44 male am a single father to a 14 year old daughter. I have raised her on my own since her mother passed away 10 years ago. Since the beginning, I was not a fan of being a strict father. I came from a household like that and all it did

was give me a miserable childhood, a strained relationship with my parents and a crap ton of

therapy. I had strict parents, but I think it turned out pretty well. More within reason, I feel like

your parents. It's also not like a... They didn't let me have sleepovers after... That's a little bananas to me.

But, you know, don't hurt...

I wasn't allowed to watch rated R movies until I was 18.

He's going to keep going.

What else?

I wasn't allowed to watch television ever.

Bro, the somberness in your voice is just piercing right now.

All of my friends were scared of my parents.

That's tough.

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