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EP582: Contacting an old friend GONE WRONG - r/tifu Reddit Story

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Comedy, Improv

4.3576 Ratings

🗓️ 1 December 2022

⏱️ 6 minutes

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r/tifu - TIFU by trying to contact an old friend


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0:00.0

This is an I-Heart podcast.

0:02.6

Guaranteed Human.

0:04.1

My old friend of decades called the police on me because of the dumbest reason.

0:10.1

You know, it's, you think you would not call the police on your friend of decades, but

0:14.8

no, sometimes.

0:16.1

I guess it happens sometimes.

0:17.1

Sometimes, it doesn't matter how many years you do.

0:19.9

If you murder someone, you still call the police.

0:21.4

30 years down the line, I'm just going to get a knock on my door with the SWAT team. Samuel Donner has called us on you. I'm so sorry. Yeah. But it is what it is. Because you have murdered someone. It's for just cause. or maybe it's like a, you know,

0:36.9

they send like holiday grams or whatever.

0:39.4

They're like fake police and then they're like,

0:41.1

surprise. Just cause. Or maybe it's like a, you know, they send like holiday grams or whatever.

0:39.4

They're like fake police and then they're like, surprise.

0:42.2

I like that idea.

0:43.3

I'm going to do that.

0:44.0

So I had a friend around the 2000s, not even sure of the exact date, but I will say

0:47.9

between 1999 in 2004.

0:50.4

We were close enough, talked in the phone, etc.

0:53.1

I eventually moved to a different city about an hour away.

0:55.8

The last time I saw this particular person, they'd come to visit me at my new place.

1:01.2

No arguments, bad blood, or otherwise were exchanged.

1:04.8

Okay.

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