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I'm reporting my sister-in-law to the police for child endangerment, but I was not ready for what my family did next.

You know, it's never fun when you have to call the police on your own sister-in-law.

Yeah, but if you get them to take the child, then you're kind of like having double babysitting, right?

Because the babysitter is babysitting

the baby. And then the police are babysitting the babysitter. And so you have like two layers

of babysitting. Much like the plot line to inception. I do not understand what you're saying.

So this is me, 25 male, my brother Jack, 27 male, and his wife, 25 female. It all started when

Jack and Jill got Perego. Ooh, they went up that hell. They created a baby hill. Yep.

Their lease was almost over and my parents invited them to stay at our house. The day they came

back, Jack asked me why I haven't moved out of my

room yet. Like a bum. I was confused like WTF. He told me that he and Jill will be at my room

and that I need to go to the guest room. Stupid. Wait, so that's the real reason. Jack and Jill are

living with the parents. Jack and Joe are now moving in because their lease is about to come up and she's about to have

the baby. So they're moving in with the parents. Yeah, I know. It's a little, little different. And now the brother's like, yo, no, your room is mine. What are you doing? Get out of here. Yeah, bum. Did you forget everything belongs to me? You're stupid. Did you forget? I refused, but my parents got mad.

We got into a big

fight and I lost and ended up in the much smaller guest room. Then his wife Jill had a problem with

my cooking. I eat scrambled eggs with mozzarella and avocado every day for breakfast.

That sounds delicious. Which I was literally just going to say that literally sounds like something

that you would be. That sounds awesome. But Jill said she could not stand the smell. That

smells so good. She asked me to stop. I refused. And then my parents got involved.

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