EP583: This "GENTLEMAN" won't leave me ALONE - r/fatpeoplestories Reddit Story
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🗓️ 2 December 2022
⏱️ 12 minutes
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r/fatpeoplestories - The introduction of good Ser Samwell, or "why my stomach now turns at the smell of spaghetti sauce" [X-post r/neckbeardstories]
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| 0:00.0 | This is an I Heart podcast. |
| 0:02.6 | Guaranteed Human. |
| 0:04.4 | Neckbeard stalker will not leave me alone. |
| 0:07.2 | And I can't believe what he said when we were playing chess. |
| 0:10.2 | You know, neckbeards have a way of doing that. |
| 0:12.6 | If you play chess, you're an automatic neck beard. |
| 0:15.8 | Have you heard that guy, that chess guy that used to butt plug and cheat? |
| 0:20.2 | I did hear. |
| 0:21.7 | Honestly, salute. |
| 0:23.4 | A, player's going to play. |
| 0:24.9 | That's right. |
| 0:26.1 | Player one is me, lady saber, 16 at the time. |
| 0:30.2 | I'm Finnish. |
| 0:31.5 | Oh, they're already done. |
| 0:32.9 | What? |
| 0:36.0 | Nice. |
| 0:36.9 | I'm finished. I grew up in Belgium here in America on a two-year exchange program. |
| 0:41.9 | At this time, I'm still new to the country, you know, school, going through a culture shock. |
| 0:45.6 | I'm heavy in defencing, though. |
| 0:47.7 | It's been my sport for something like 10 years. |
| 0:49.7 | And for neckbeards, this seems to make me the katana wielding milady of their wet dreams. |
| 0:57.4 | A plus for the description. |
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