EP575: My WIFE needs to LOSE WEIGHT - r/BestofRedditorUpdates
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🗓️ 27 November 2022
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r/BestofRedditorUpdates - I’m considering leaving my wife because of her weight
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| 0:00.0 | This is an I-Heart podcast. |
| 0:02.6 | Guaranteed human. |
| 0:04.2 | My wife was too fat, so I'm divorcing her. |
| 0:06.8 | But as I was leaving her, I couldn't believe what she said. |
| 0:10.3 | You know? |
| 0:10.5 | I think it's like, all right, this is the rule. |
| 0:15.3 | Okay. |
| 0:15.5 | Yep. |
| 0:15.8 | If your wife weighs two wives by... I didn't know we were going here, but let's arrive there, baby. |
| 0:28.3 | Your wife weighs more than two wives over the initial way in. |
| 0:33.3 | Two, well, okay. |
| 0:34.3 | Yeah, yeah. |
| 0:34.7 | So if it's like, like... |
| 0:36.2 | If she's, what, tripled her weight? If she's like, like, if she's, if she's, if she's twice, |
| 0:37.8 | if she's twice, |
| 0:39.1 | no, |
| 0:39.5 | she's twice the wife that you initially, that you initially, uh, that you initially embarked in. I think it deserves a conversation. Right. Yeah. Yeah. Like that's like, I think that's three times, right? |
| 0:51.6 | Because if she's 100 pounds |
| 0:52.6 | and she weighs |
| 0:53.4 | 300 pounds |
| 0:54.2 | to more |
| 0:54.8 | two more wives |
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